The difference is that seppuku is an act of honor.

I regret that I have but one star to give.

Maybe it’s me.

Jets, Mets and Knicks? Admitting to it publicly?

At this point, even if somehow Lamb loses on a recount/lots of dead pets voting for Saccone, the damage really is done.

At this point, I think Mueller actually knows where the bodies are buried, who buried them, when they buried them and how they paid the Russian hookers to pee on the bodies.

The Browns would be improved by adding Lebron.

This. When you’re in a Congressional Hearing and you state that you have lied on behalf of the President it’s a whole new ball game.

I am having such a hard time containing my outright glee at the events of the past 24 hours.

She admitted in a Congressional Hearing to lying for the President.

Dearest Joanna,

As a librarian, if you mess with the security tags, well, that’s a paddlin’.

Georgian here, and Cagle has been getting raked over the coals by both the Dems and Repubs down here ever since he tweeted this.

Go ahead Trump. Tweet your anger at the Supreme Court your cronies stacked in your favor. I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Holy shit now THAT’s a reference.

I always laughed at those baseball players that would be out for a few games from sneezing and pulling a muscle. I thought that was the stupidest thing possible and you have to be a dumbass to hurt yourself sneezing.

Just to add to the dumpster fire of a conference, Trump decided to go “off script” during his speech right now and holy shit, it’s incredible.

If I’m a GOP strategist getting my candidate ready for the upcoming election, I’m keeping one tab open to update my LinkedIN profile.

Waitaminute...if that does include a condo in Trump Tower....that means it would have been paid for with dirty money....which means a totally aboveboard reason to follow it through the Trump Real Estate company...

Stay away from HGTV and any of those home improvement shows. Nothing good comes from binge watching 6 hours of remodels. By the time your new wife gets done with hour 6 of Fixer Upper, you too will need an elaborate 16 country Ponzi-scheme run through 27 multi-national banks and shell companies to pay for that rain…