It’s going to come out that he paid for a Mistress to get an abortion right?

I was pleasantly surprised when I went in yesterday to grab a cheap copy of Final Fantasy XV that the program had started! Signed up, went with Final Fantasy XV (and what....30/40 hours of story?) as my first “rental”.

::checks IMDB::

Unlike the Jets, you can have a star.

It’s amazing that giving up the Presidency was actually a good move for him. He wound up being a respected elder statesman and helped open China to the West regarding trade deals.

And delays before they happen.

Can we all take a moment to talk about the real elephant in the room?

Yes, he’ll be under oath for this testimony and yes, his response to that inevitable question is the real bombshell I’m waiting for.

....are Bronies still a thing? I’m now legit curious if it is and I really don’t want to Google that at work.

Shane’s wife!

Nevermind just a woman wrestler, can’t forget about Woma....oh.....too soon? I didn’t think it was but I can’t quite type that out. It’s been almost 10 years!

These are the sorts of highlights that would save SportsCenter.

I apologize to the drunk orangutan running the Bears.

Hey now, if the United States can be run by a drunk orangutan, so can Da Bears.

Battles are centered on Elite units with skills that can wipe out whole squads of grunts?

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