It’s not dying, either.

Thanks for the encouragement.

Not trying to rag on you, but they’re pretty different. Like, in every possible way except that they’re both attractive female singers who were popular in the ‘90s.

This woman is insanely beautiful.

That’s Shanaia Twain

I think that’s why they’re saying it’s quality. W/o that reference, it’s not very clever or funny.

Oh, and you’re right! I’ve slipped three times on the no screens in bed policy, and I’ve had dairy when other options weren’t available (i.e. Indian buffets w/o good vegan options).

Thanks! I tried to pick goals that, if I stuck with for the entire year, would be transformative by the end of 2016.

I’ve kept mine!

Shitting on things is easy, dude.

That’s fantastic.

I’m a Hawkeyes fan.

My guess is Lebron just really likes Lue.

[Makes queefing sound]

This looks awful, but doesn’t change the fact that I’m a little bit in love with Margot Robbie.

tl;dr

You’re a dipshit.

You suck.

You’re a moron.

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