I’m not a huge Star Wars fan, but I’ve only slept with three.

How the fuck do you pronounce her name?

Chelsea Clinton is already married.

No, he couldn’t phone it in if his phone wasn’t working. Maybe he emailed it in?

Guys, calm down, he clearly meant “mesh.”

No, those are two different things, I’m pretty sure.

Aziz Anzari isn’t even black, though.

I don’t think crashing your car is very responsible.

Actually, Jason Kidd was charged with domestic assault. Get your facts straight.

Wait, there’s a HOF for that? Where? I tried Googling it ...

*Something

What position does Kylest play? I checked the roster and couldn’t find him ...

No, that’s a fictional show. Try again.

Whoa, I don’t know if we need to bring Huck Finn into this.

What a prick.

What a prick.

What a prick.

What a prick.

Not a facemask.

What a prick.