What a prick.

Browns gonna Browns.

Yeah, thank God the 76ers aren’t taking any risks. They’re GUARANTEED to lose 70 games a year. Way better than “risk.”

Nah, to be honest, vaginas aren’t so hot outside of the context of beautiful women women, in which case they become somehow irresistible.

I clicked on the comments hoping someone might have some ideas about whether this might lead to a fine and/or suspension. But this is Deadspin, so of course all I got were lame puns.

I legit thought Vince Carter had been retired for at least three years.

I’m torn, because I hate the Cowboys, but I think I hate every other team in this division just as much right now. God, what a hateable group of four teams.

Why are women so beautiful?

Legit question: How long is “long-term”? If it took 10 years of last-place finishes for Hinkie to finally put together a decent roster, is that too long? What about five more years?

Because they’re awful.

JJ Watt is a megadouche.

Women are beautiful.