This reminds me of that time when the cashier asked if my Optimus Prime was for a friend and that I may want a GI Joe because he looked more like me and I responded to her that I’m a grown-ass 30 year-old man and can buy whatever toys for myself I want so shut the hell up and stay in your lane, Debrah!

I hope you allow me to say that as a Mexican immigrant with undocumented relatives: there is absolutely no silver linning on her not being in the White House.

She should have been president...

This article kinda missed one REALLY important development of dancing monkey’s treatment of women: his own mother’s abusive past. (I know it was diagnosing directly from monkey’s literal physical past, but this must be said.) Little boys who see that are likely (but not ALWAYS) prone to abusing women in some way,…

At what point does the mental illness become irrelevant to the fact that someone is just a complete piece of shit? It’s one thing if that kind of behavior is the breaking point of establishing that there are serious mental health issues but his responses have never shown even a smigdeon of self-awareness or remorse.

I would gladly contribute to Alefantis’ legal fund (though where are the left’s billionaire sugar daddies?) if he can take down Alex Jones as Peter Thiel did Gawker. Both sides can play at that game.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

Well Hyde...I guess you weren’t the cool one.

It’s kind of strange not to see a sentence full of adjectives. It’s just terrible, sad, pathetic. I can’t wait till Betsy Devos ruins public education so all our kids can speak like Donald Trump.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

And Maher was also perfectly willing to let the LIES slide about transgender people comprising “a disproportionate number” of sexual predators (or something like that). M.Y. went on to say that such a “fact” was “not even controversial”. Although Wilmore countered, M.Y.’s assertions were never really challenged.

Just the brown ones, apparently. Has there been any effort to kick out all those Irish kids who overstayed their student visas?

If I hear one more person call for “national unity” or “conversations” I am going to explode. I love you Obama and I realize that you are just trying to stomp on the brakes before we go careening off the civil-war cliff, but I’ve just got to say; at some point, if you are never willing to fight (literally kill or be…

President Obama To Sit Down With Trevor Noah on The Daily Show in Last Appearance as President

Here’s my elegant solution: all the hipsters moving to New York, driving rent increases and gentrification, should instead move to Detroit, where they can soak up excess housing capacity and either do the starving artist thing or blog remotely. Then during every couple of years they could help the state vote…

Yeah. This is one reason I fucking hate Kubrick and have literally trashed casual friendships over people defending this in the name of art. (I’ve trashed more longstanding friendships over Polanski but that’s a different matter.)

I wish Oprah had also not exploited Lindsay Lohan. I’m really tired of Oprah being treated like a patron saint of America.

Jho Low is not linked to J Lo according to Le-o, but Lilo says yolo while eating a ho ho and this is all a no no.

Shouldn’t one internship be enough? How much free labor are we allowing companies to squeeze out of kids? Dickens would shit himself over this.