I know you’re joking, but 21 seems really old for an animal to being having its first baby. I thought most mammals started at least by 2 years old.

Fitzgerald by way of the Royal Tennenbaums

“If You Didn’t Want a Touchdown, Why Did You Dress Like an End-Zone?”

I haven’t finished it but loving Josh Charles in Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp or whatever.

Needs more stars. Seriously, either Mark doesn’t hear himself or this is shade.

It’s really good!

I saw that movie in the theater! True story - I went to the bathroom during the epic fight scene and when I came back it was still going on!

I think there’s something about a young nanny in particular that is tempting - they are young, attractive, nurturing, take care of kids, in the home, and sometimes nurture the husband as well if they don’t understand boundaries. But because they’re employees they don’t make any demands. Similar to the lure of…

They didn’t even say they reduced it because it was a toxin - just for feel.

theory — that could be because a herd of paparazzi appear to have been trailing her through a parking lot.

I think you mean Tom Hardy and me. Not a grammar correction, just reminding you he’s mine.

So, if something happened, but the statute of limitations has run out, they can never talk about it because it hasn’t been tried in a court of law. How is that fair?

I am so sad about that poor friendly lion. I feel like someone should shoot that dentist.

Needs infinitely more stars.

Kara is right about many things, but not cork wedges - they are classic.

Oh sheesh - I had no idea. Had to google to find out who her mom is. You are right!

I like this version

Not even close.

Wow, that might be one of the most condescending things I’ve ever read on the Internet.

Let it go. The tweet was for her fans, who have you know, seen the show.