This has been up for four hours. Please just take it down. It’s not complicated.

I’m sorry but your “reassurance” is beyond disappointing. It’s disgusting.

I’m sorry but you need to act faster than that. Like put a disclaimer note on this article *now* at the very, very least. Sluggish responses in the face of obvious plagiarism will get you sued.

No, he was summing up stuff that has been talked about in other places for quite a while.

It appears they just made this guy a “weekend editor” for a “tryout” (his words).

Sorry, but that this to be one of the most pathetic excuses for plagiarism... It’s pretty disingenuous to say that you were “both summing up stuff that’s been talked at numerous other places” because you wrote your article after the Cracked one and you used the same examples and even the same pictures (some of which…

Jesus christ, seriously? The SAME gifs in the SAME order? You just happen to talk about the exact same movies??! You fucking kidding, right? If they pay you 5 bucks for this filth its too much. I mean, I’d expect this at some crappy gawker sub-blog but I thought i09 was better than this!

Hi. I AM David Christopher Bell and yes, this is a plagiarized version of my article, which you can read here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons…

Yup- straight up, this is out and out plagiarism.

R.I.P. your job

After looking at the other article, wow, this is powerfully bad plagiarism. It doesn’t surprise me when Gawker media spends their day reposting Reddit posts, but god damn, at least they credit the original source.

Bullshit. You use the same images and talk about the same scenes. Time to own up.

I mean, that four-part image from Jurassic World is an image Bell specifically created for his piece to show what the movie would look like without color saturation. This is complete plagiarism.

You were thinking about the same examples and same gifs, including movies that aren’t even out yet? You must have been separated at birth.

Yeah, someone got ripped off...

Are you David Christopher Bell, by chance?

UNWRITTEN RULES, man. As someone said above me, it probably would have wound up sparking a brawl if he’d gone near him.

Unwritten rules, man. Established vets would be able to get away with something, especially if they were former teammates with the batter, but having a rookie in his 2nd start of the season or whatever it is go near him would probably spark a bench clearing incident. because REASONS

Even better is when kids come home from school with a bambi look in their eyes about flushing the toilet ... then ask for hamburgers for dinner. Look up the water use difference in those two things. Of course, if a school teacher was caught mentioning the water use of cattle, they would be instantly crucified at the…