I like ASSUMED sex scenes in which the camera just cuts away when people are making out and the next scene is usually them waking up together. Sex scenes in movies are always just lame and do very little to add to the story, my brain can connect the dots just fine without actually showing this lame late night Cinemax…

It’s not the people who shop there that are the problem, Wal Mart is the problem.

If you’re still having this problem, stop using fabric softener and switch to white vinegar. It should kill the stink and it won’t mess with the absorbency of the fabrics.

And here’s what they never talk about: all people’s bodies change with age, whether they’ve given birth using those bodies or not. I never had children but it’s nonetheless sometimes difficult to adjust to the various newly wrinkly saggy bits, etc, after hitting the mid 40's.

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

I do agree with the bringing water everywhere is a problem though, especially since it sounds business endorsed and not by doctors. Brawndo is what plants crave

When my sister worked for United, we all had and followed the dress code for people getting basically free flights. And often, she and her kids would end up in first class. I really don’t see anything wrong with this policy. The passengers using the pass should have been aware of it too and dressed appropriately. …

The practice was invented by a woman in order for the character she was dancing to appear more like she was floating.

Dancing en pointe makes you very very strong.

“While the ability to twirl with one leg straight up in the air is certainly impressively acrobatic, I don’t get what it is expressing, other than the willingness to do that in front of people.”

The Moulin Rouge was founded in the 1880s. Ballet dates back to the 1500s and originated in royal courts with floor-length gowns.

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Likewise the only people who refer to themselves in the third person are generally assholes.

Yup. They also undermine unionized labor. Take a cab when you can.

Everything I know about the stock market I learned from Trading Places.

They won’t be voted out. Have you been paying attention? This fucking guy got voted into office because people wanted this. Millions and millions of voters wanted this. I wish you were right; sadly, I think not.

She’s a size 4 in Trump’s America.

Well there’s your health - and no, sorry not sorry, I’m not a HAES acolyte - I believe that weight loss can improve overall health and fitness in many people. But I’m pretty sure doing it solely to intrude upon a couple’s wedding day in order to try to shame the groom into regretting breaking up with you is pretty…

That’s no size 4. No shame, but don’t lie.