And you sound disgusting so good thing we aren't friends.

Some people can’t just have a slice of cake in moderation. You don’t ask alcoholics to have a glass of wine in moderation. Some people have to keep a tight rein on the way they eat. They only have the option of extremes. This judgey bullshit is tiresome and sanctimonious.

Whatever. Those rules aren't real.

I'm alone in a new apartment with no furniture yet but a bed. So I'm laying in bed eating pie and reading Bucky comics because THAT TRAILER I AM DEAD. Also I hate Thanksgiving

It's almost as though we can't get jobs anywhere else because our industries are concentrated in New York.

No. She doesn't have the maturity I think Captain Marvel needs. (CAPTAIN not Ms, btw.)

They didn't...?

I feel like Holly earned every penny of that 3 million inheritance.

I lived in Southern California my entire life and never even heard of Ulta until I moved away. Also, maybe I lived in a different area but there was always an abundance of easily accessed Sephoras. It was actually one of the traumatic things about leaving. That and a lack of Trader Joe's.

Maybe if they weren't so stingy and had samples and testers I would care. #TeamSephora

Women don’t have to date short guys and men don’t have to date fat women. I can think of very few spaces where men catch any grief for that so I am not inclined to give women much of a hard time for it.

The whole point of acting is to pretend to be someone else.

I think discussions about the limitations of your monogamy are not out of line. Clearly you have already anticipated that there would be situations in which you cannot be monogamous. It is worth mentioning before you commit to someone who may not be okay with that. You dont have to cover the minute details of each…

Yes, there is no winning in that scenario. Like, it’s almost as though prioritizing sex over honesty is selfish and wrong. If only there were some other option, like discussing the limits of your monogamy with your partner before you commit to one another. Haha crazy talk right?

Sure, ONLY YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE THAT FOR YOUR PARTNER.

There is really no use in quoting Savage to me as I find his views on the topic reprehensible.

So we either need therapy or cheating?

I’m genuinely sad for you that you so staunchly believe lying, sex, drinking, or drugs are your only methods for getting through life. You deserve better.

Sorry, but there are methods of coping that don’t involve deceptive or destructive behavior. Lying is never okay. It’s spectacularly selfish to think this is justified. You don't get to decide for someone else what realities they face. Perhaps the reality that their partner is a selfish liar would be preferable to the…

In fact I have been a partner’s caretaker, which is why I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could treat their ailing partner with such disrespect, to prioritize sex over honesty to the point that you’d cheat and then heap insult upon injury by acting like you were doing your partner some kind of favor.…