Does anyone in the US actually wait until it airs here to watch it?

It told me my address doesn't exist.

I caught my cat trying to drink the water out of a bottle I'd forgotten to cap. She wouldn't tip it over, she kept trying to activate hummingbird skills and somehow stick her tongue out far enough to get water. She has plenty of fresh water in her own bowl, but I guess that isn't any fun.

You know what? No. All Republucans. Every last one. That's what you vote for when you vote a Republican.

Chanel Rouge Allure in La Sompteuese, Nars Pure Matte in Moscow, Make Up Forever Rouge Artist Intense #43 (Moulin Rouge). These cover a lot of your red bases, being burgundy, orange-red, and blue-red, respectively. The last one is more of a satin finish but I generally think that matte is the way to go with red…

Oysters. I'm sorry, I do not understand the appeal of something that tastes like ocean water and has the texture of slimy snot.

Arkansas = pageant girls

The Arkansas thing makes sense. It's very pageant-y. Very Real Housewives aspirational.

I'm inclined to agree with Gwyneth. Chris Martin is too old for JLaw and he should be focusing on his kids in the immediate aftermath of his split with their mom.

So because you handle something a certain way, other ways are absurd? Got it.

Superiority has everything to do with it, and the language you use to berate this woman implies that. She didn't construct the dilemmas either, and you are in no position to judge how she deems it necessary to navigate them.

No, actually, it's a pretty arguable opinion, and one that reveals how totally clueless you are to believe something related to a woman's appearance is so uncomplicated that you can simply dismiss it as vapid and feel full of your own false superiority.

How am I the one being simple when you are the one assuming that a person must be vapid because she spends time and concern on her appearance? As though a woman's appearance and the attention she pays it isn't loaded down with mountains of baggage. You don't have to like it but this vitriolic judgment casts you in a…

My hippie dippie shit? I'm not the one intimidated by women who both work out regularly and have their hair blown out.

So you can't relate to something, therefore it is unnecessary? So judgmental.

The Honey Boo Boo people have practically been heroes of perfect family values around here until this news. I really don't understand it.

Sorry, terrorists, but the Egyptian revival and all its grave robbing glory was in full swing in the Downton era, so Isis the dog gets dibs on the name.

Average for me is around half an hour. Less if I already have an outfit chosen and actually decide to wear it. More if I change my mind (I almost always do) or if I need to do something with my hair.

Remember when everyone around here was convinced they were the paragon of a perfect family? Ah, good times.

Who needs shitty friends who roll their eyes at your endeavors behind your back? Fuck that.