PortraitOfMmeX's posts

My cat does lots of weird stuff. Here she is warming herself on the coffee pot. Last night she stole a French fry,…

UPDATE! I got a new dress. I am weak. It is very similar. I have a problem. But I appreciate the feedback and will…

...thanks to what I'm guessing is the wave of displaced Gawker assholes who are now being horrible in every comment…

I wanted to lay out some of the basics for casual viewers, just in case you want to impress your friends with your…

I love RG. But it is kind of hard to follow if you’re a casual viewer. And with few Westerners competitive on an…

Here is a super easy dish to make to stay warm on this awful snow day.

(I posted this on my FB but thought some GTers might be interested as well. For some reason Kinja isn’t letting me…

What are you happy you have in your life right now?

The mission, should you choose to accept: a sexy, floor length, red dress. Think Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, think edgy…

“Dis my pizza.”

I noticed the cable box in the apt where I’m staying was getting extremely hot. It lives in a teeny cupboard that…

Cat in question:

Please share with me your wisdom, experiences, tips, leads for finding summer housing in NYC! I need something…

(Artist's rendition of me, basically.)

I haven't finished Z Nation yet, but it's streaming on Netflix now so I really have no excuse and hope to finish it…

I don't know what it says about my sense of humor, but this is my new favorite blog in the entire history of blogs.…

Lane Kim deserved a better ending, one in which she realized her dream of moving to New York and being a musician. …

A rant: I am not your babe. I am not your girl. I am not your doll or your dear or your hon.

Any more experienced bakers want to share their wisdom?

While I absolutely adore pumpkin, I'm pretty ambivalent about pumpkin spices. I concede that in certain applications…