My boyfriend and his female best friend went to this film on opening night. I asked them how it was, and they said, “Shut up. You’re just trying to get details so that you can make fun of the movie with better accuracy.” Which was true.

Yes, her vote was a small, small issue. Her cheerleading for BLATANT LIES about “the emails” was a massive problem, as it misled hundreds of thousands of people and gave respectability to the GOP lies about “the emails.” I do not quibble with her vote — I fault her stupid Berniebro activism.

She wanted to watch Trump “burn down” life for the poor from the picture window of her NYC condo. Eating popcorn and boinking ping-pong boys with manbuns. Laughing a little, cuz she can.

Yes, Clinton (or Killary, as the Bernie Bros called her) was certainly a more evil creature than Trump could ever be. Only by fighting against Clinton could we save America, blah blah blah, etc., etc. Jill Stein even pocketed cash from Putin when she visited Russia in the summer of 2016, and that cash helped her to…

They sound like an atrocious family of wankers.

Trump has got all of these WINNERS!!! supporting his point of view. It’s terrible. I don’t know how non-fascists are ever going to be able to compete with Ron Snider, or Rob Schnifflepomonpuss, or whatever his name is.

It’s about laboring over pantygates, clearly.

Sessions, absolutely false, saying false things, falsely.

So she’s fucking her kids? Is that why Trump trusts her? They bond over that?

It is pretty annoying to be just innocently walking around and having people come in your face, admittedly.

That’s a lot of fucking.

Hennessy?

Katy, my queen.

The remedy for conspiracy theorists is to talk about them. They are insane. Problem solved.

My favorite Alex Jones thing will always be his theory that the government is putting chemicals in the water to make people gay because gay people are the ideal citizens. Gay people are the ideal citizens! Thanks, but...

His campaign would have been prepared if he had left them. He told them to stop looking into his history. Amateur!

I just took my blood pressure.

I can’t believe how much interest I have in this implosion.

Cult operatives have deliberately placed misinformation in the public record, so that when people in Scientology look at the press reports, they see some obvious glaring lies. For example, no one is required to believe the Xenu story in order to do the early levels. No one in Scientology fears discussing Xenu, or is…

The early levels consist of human potential exercises and exercises that increase clarity and increase people’s effectiveness. There’s no Space Opera material for quite some time in the cult.