Ya think he pityfucked his daughters when they had a bad day at school?

She is not the best.

It would be a terrible mistake to only prosecute male child-abusers if their wife agrees to the prosecution. I don’t think that he should be prosecuted, but it absolutely should not be up to Angelina Jolie. When child abuse is reported, the decision to prosecute should entirely be up to CPS.

Does Jessica Biel eat tuna sandwiches on the toilet?

Skipping steps totally

Julianne Hough versus whatever this fake-named person’s fake name is. A horrible decision! The only winner here is peroxide.

The link to Gawker. I has the sads

Sounds like a wonderful show.

Trump is mentally challenged, emotionally stunted, and a bad person to boot.

Yes, I finished video feeling empty and hollow inside. Broken. Lied to.

Gloria Steinem is controversial? Oh my God, what country do I live in.

One thing that factors in here: When you soak your skin in hot water for several minutes and then rub it with a dry towel upon emerging from the shower or bath, the towel removes dead skin from the surface. There should be a smattering of good bacteria already growing on the skin, and removing dead skin daily with a…

Anyone who spends a lot of time with astrology is aware that the zodiac and the constellations are no longer in alignment. There is a branch of astrology that uses the position of the constellations, called sidereal astrology.

Oh, I think we’ve already conversed to the full extent required. You threw around the word racist as if you actually meant it, and it was my mistake to think that you had put a half-second of thought into your utterance.

People are no longer allowed to have a preference about dating black or white or native or Asian people? This is now officially against code or something? Yikes, I have an unbroken three-decade streak that I’m going to have to keep SUPER-SECRET now.

For a few years, I incorporated some Scientology ideas in my daily meditations. Mostly I stole from the processes published by The Pilot, who wrote a very helpful text on what the goal of Scientology clearing was all about.

I feel so bad for the men whose publicists set them up in a fake relationship with Taylor Swift. They all seem so deeply, deeply hurt by the ordeal.

Le transphobie?

Brittle spoiled princess gonna brittlespoiledprincess!

I’ve been thinking, if Trump wins, it will be fun to watch America tear him to pieces for 4 solid years. He doesn’t have the emotional stamina for this.