Nice to know Al Pacino is still able to find work.

You know how many people still beat their children? It might make you feel better to pretend otherwise, but he is not really an outlier or some egregious monster. He’s an uninformed, misguided father who’s leaning on the practices of his upbringing

Did saying that out loud really help you feel better about yourself? Fuck off.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

It’s called drunk as fuck on steroids. And he’s probably just an ass hole to begin with.

This would never have happened under a Trump presidency.

But OMG its totally like a 3-D biological tamagochi/living stuffed animal that I can get rid of when inconvenient to me. They’ve always got new ones if I change my mind.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Seems to me that this is a senseless waste of energy on an arduous climb. I mean, those batteries in their hidden motors only have so much juice.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

Girardi’s contract is the worst NY Sports contract since A-rod. There I said it.

Staal(s)

And, of course, we Rangers fans are left watching Dan Girardi patrol the blue line for another 25 seasons.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

You actually don’t know what you’re talking about.

LeBron is way the best basketball player in the world, and has been for every moment of his NBA career.

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Pierre-Paul was slated to earn quite a bit more, but due to poor decisions dropped a few digits.