Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

The spinning helmet and flying glasses were absolutely perfect. Outstanding.

Bullshit.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

Ugh I just walked by a man going down on a woman on the sidewalk while another homeless guy watched and jerked off under his pants at 9am this morning next to the Ballard QFC. Last week a homeless man jumped through a glass window and chased people up the street with the glass shards and tried to cut a woman’s throat.…

Did you see Brett Cyrgalis respond with the stock “Hey, I do my job, you didn’t!”?

I am assuming he wanted to write an article on an actual hockey game.

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

Philly fans cheering the dangerous check on Orlov and subsequent fighting. Then throwing promotional gifts onto the ice, earning a bench minor. Dangerously high levels of making america great

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Typical Rangers, always Staaling

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

YOU DEFINITELY WATCH FOX NEWS, DON’T YOU?

The real question is have Seahawk fans ever heard of this guy?

You really can’t see why this is stupid? The narcissism, the addiction to their phones, the inability to connect to the world around them. It’s all pretty sad. I mean it’s not like they took one or two selfies, they were all literally glued to their phones the whole time taking selfie after selfie. The announcer is…

Back in the 80s AC/DC had a lot more respect for grass on the field.

“ could really care less”