But but but but but but but why won’t the Seahawks just pick up one of those people who are supposedly lining up outside their office waiting to play the game for free?

Nope, you’re fired because you’re replaceable.

The history of that man and his administration are a complete embarrassment to our country.

Can you not call him a moron? Can you call him a rape apologist and psychopath. Moron just doesn't quite cover how fucking insane his thinking is.

Oh sure, but it’s totally fine for the Red Sox to freeze their own player?

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

Not to mention the antibiotic resistant staph strain in the Bucs locker room is totally going to hybridize with an STD from Ybor city and will kill us all.

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

I am drunk right now from only an ounce or two of rum in my ass. I shit it all out almost immediately and still got drunk. Lol