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I watched his standup special on Netflix and he seems to enjoy “pushing buttons” which is a bullshit term use by some comedians to explain why no one laughed. They’re never not funny, it’s that they’re too edgy and you’re too PC.

It’s like an arsonist setting your house on on fire and then saying “Of course your house is destroyed, it was obviously a crap house to start with. I did you a favour!”

I’m confused. Just today he told us all that, “Obamacare is finished. It’s dead. It’s gone. It’s no longer, you shouldn’t even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as Obamacare anymore.”

Some talking head made the excellent point that he can call it ObamaCare all he wants, but he now owns it completely, and it’s failure will be attributed to him and not Obama.

You motherfucker.

A calorie is simply a certain # of joules.

Also it’s GQ’s unofficial “I’m Not Gay” style-guide.

The question is, why the fuck is Border Patrol listening to a guy like this? He is clearly in need of some kind of help, but they just take him at his word when he claims that he someone is in the country illegally.

It’s a literary version of soft core porn combined with an unsolicited dick pic. It just kills me that this article is about a gay male artist and we’re suddenly blindsided by a salacious description of some tits. There’s no escaping it, and if you complain, you’re labeled (choose one, or several!) a prude, lesbian,

It’s like the author read this as a style guide instead of a critique.

Yes, once an artist has become eatablished and has renown, the work becomes more popular (market desire) and therefore has to have other artists, artisans, apprentices (why all the A’s?) to help him produce.. its common, Michealangelo, Warhol, Hurst, etc. They all do it, does it dilute the art.. I don’t know.

Gross. It’s writing for the male gaze. I just don’t understand why this is necessary. I’ve always felt so alienated reading passages like these because I know they weren’t meant for me or other women as an audience. It also serves as a sickening subconscious reminder that women are on display 24/7 and that we should

I have it on good authority that Trump has referred to Puerto Ricans as “Ocean Mexicans,” so...

I happen to be a straight woman who finds penii quite physically attractive.
But not that stranger!dick
... and not myboss’!dick
In fact, I have to be pretty into the guy and excited in the moment to appreciate the aesthetics of a real live penis.
Point being, some of us ladies really do like them! But it ALWAYS requires

Watching Auntie Rachel last night about this was enough to give any sane person a rage stroke. The USS Comfort is docked, finally, in Puerto Rico, with hundreds of hospital beds at the ready and 800 doctors and nurses and PAs ready to help, and yesterday, while at least 4 people died in hospitals in San Juan itself

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

FEMA spends years in disaster areas. I know that after Hurricane Charley, FEMA was in Port Charlotte and Punta Gorda for at least three years. I think it was longer after Katrina.

The McGowan suspension is just an example of the larger problem with free speech in the United States. Americans are conditioned to think of free speech as how far you’re willing to go to protect white supremacist terrorists (i.e. the right of the KKK to march on a town) and not how far you’re willing to go to protect

GOP as usual. Always worried about/scared of what’s in someone else’ pants.