I’d argue that at least in Jezebel’s post, they’re focused entirely on Donny Two Scoops himself, despite the obvious connection in the name. With that being said, our Dear Leader has actually been rather obsessed with the name “Barron” for decades and has personally identified with it to various degrees.

This isn’t the darkest timeline, its the stupidest timeline. There’s a difference.

It’s the only thing that makes sense to me, but then again, I grew up watching movies and tv shows about alternate timeline dystopian societies, so maybe I’m brainwashed.

My favorite conspiracy theory about the current state of world affairs is that all the nutjobs who were worried about the Large Hadron Collider destroying the planet were actually right, and somehow turning it on fucked with reality to transport us to the current darkest of timelines.

John Oliver’s reminder on why she is awful...

As Colbert used to say, reality has a well known liberal bias.

Shapewear? We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying.

Last year I read a couple of groupie memoirs and I recall one, in particular, who seemed to be trying to force the “wow, it was so awesome” theme onto what mostly seemed like coming of age floundering. Certain bands were too “stuck up” or “boring” to give her the time of day and all I could think was “no, they were…

Like I said yesterday, what the NRA brings the Republican Party is a lot more valuable than money. The Republican Party has got plenty of money. What they need, and what the NRA delivers, is millions of fanatic, one-issue voters.

It’s like me saying they outlawed the shift/caps key - which is why there is no capitalization in your incoherent comment. So please delete.

This is the problem with trying to talk about gun control in response to mass shootings. It’s easy to say, “Well it wouldn’t have prevented this one, so let’s not do it.” Except lots of sensible gun control measures WOULD have an effect on overall gun deaths.

How timely.

Did you know that Fox doesn’t show anthems because they sell ads for the time right before kickoff?

Fuuuuck.

I think the blame rest on both genders. I read an interesting story in Time last week that younger people are looking for a lot more in marriage, someone who is going to be like their coach and cheerleader, best friend, sexy hot lover, and bring out the best in them. At the same time, those same people report being…

Marriage is declining because women don’t NEED men anymore. We don’t have to put up with the average/bad ones who treat everyone like shit (and vice-versa with men no longer needing women). We only need to get married when we find one we WANT who also WANTS us. And in my opinion, unless you’re rocking my world in bed,…

YES.

Yeah, but it links their legacies together forever. He becomes a footnote on her wikipedia page, she becomes one on his. People who, maybe decades from now, visit her tomb will see his name next to hers and think “huh, so were they like, a thing?” It implies a connection they never had, that he was more legendary than…

We’re being terrorized by our own president. The ICE raids, the potential nuclear war because Trump wants to show that uppity North Korean whose dick is bigger, potentially deporting the Dreamers, stoking racism, our president is deliberately frightening us and dividing us. We are at a dark and terrible point in…