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Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

Shhh. Patience. The Alabama Glue Horse is a long con, Doug.

I was thinking this might be an outcome of this post, but I have not yet seen any offers in the comments.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

I almost bought a two year old Vantage in 2013; ordered a new BoxsterS instead. Same money. I’ve been quite happy with my decision, except when I see an Aston Martin on the road — unless it’s on the side of the road.

Self-preservation.

I should give you a card. We were looking at that area (Destin) for something beachy. New England beaches are a little too cold and snowy for us.

Destin has some awesome beaches for sure.

Thank you for taking care of this for me. I stepped foot on a Texas beach for the first time this summer after being very used to Long Island beaches and even Jersey beaches. You know a beach is shit when someone say’s that they would rather be on a beach in NEW JERSEY.

Dodging tar balls on the nuclear hot sand on the mile and a half walk to the more tar filled water- what on earth are you talking about. Best beaches evar. /s

I thought that funny too when I read it. I think the only beaches worse than Texas are Louisiana beaches. The beaches don’t get good until you get east of Mobile Bay. From there they are good until you get past Panama city.

Can confirm. Current Texas ‘resident’ and California transplant. Texas beaches are absolute shit.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

The Kia dealer talked you into buying the LX model with all the premium upgrades by telling you it's the same as driving a BMW, didn't he?

I would not mind a 7th cog for the highway.

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Haryanto is the new Maldonado

Here’s why. My parents playing hooky from school. What does that ‘39 Ford look like? Oh, BTW these are the *parents* of boomers *not* boomers

My mother has a 2001 tricked-out PT Cruiser. Actually waited months for delivery. It now has 39K miles on it. She loves it. Oh did I mention my mother is 88 years old?