Your all caps response is making me hate the new TG even more. Good job!

The apology has already made the new Top Gear worse than the old.

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

Nope.

Thousands of mid 20's men who have secretly had a crush on her for years will finally have an excuse to see her in concert.

“Liberal Tears brand gauze” aka Obamacare :D

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My ancient 265k mile Corolla gives me all the shame I need.

They are to keep cars with different bumper heights from running into your body work when they tap your car while parking. My Dad’s Etype always had dings around the leading edge of the bonnet because some jerk driving a Rolls Royce at his work would always park by feel, and the bumpers on the Jag were a good 4-6"…

I hope Kylo Ren turns out to be gay. But in all seriousness, I’m fine with “gay” characters, as long as they don’t have any gay stuff in the film. Gays are just people, and they should be included. But let’s not make a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be, allude to the fact someone is gay, and then move on to…

Here’s why: people with real money don’t want a minivan because minivans aren’t “cool”. This simple answer is why the Mercedes R class died and the GL63 exists. There are 3 GL63's in my town of 12k people. (Oh and now like 7-8 other G’s besides mine) It’s a moronic vehicle but it exists and rich people buy them…

He actually said “craft beer mug shop”

I need more details before I pass judgement. If the engine is still hand built by AMG, and the car is assembled at Affalterbach then I’m perfectly fine with this, because unless you’re drag racing who really needs more out of a C class than this? If they are trying to pass of an engine and car built at the main…

So you are saying that the car represents your dick size? Well then.. my cock is huge and fits 8 people.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

you are fun at parties

It can't be that baaaaaaad.