#COTD pack it up folks

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

What if... instead of huge rims and tiny tires, they had huge rims and.... monster truck tires! Eh? Eeeeeh??

Blowing past the vintage Porsche tractor on the roadway is a nice, subtle dig.

The old Porsche tractor is a nice touch. I wonder how many people will get that.

Or maybe...

Of everything wrong on this car we're sticking to the automatic?

The thing is, it's based on the wrong Omega. The Catera was based on the next generation model, so that would never fly.

We all know how this got here — legally through Canada, illegally into the US. In the words of the always astute Bring a Trailer commenters: BRING A LAWYER!

Probably not the place to say this, but if Viper sales are so bad maybe it's time to throw in an automatic just to keep it alive.

I just love this comment so much. You're firing on all six, horizontally-opposed cylinders.

Audi would like to have a word with you...

For sale: Corvette z06. Ran when parked.

This.

I was travelling through the mountains of Colorado with my dad in a Porsche 944. It was our last day and we were making the trek from Boulder to Estes Park and through the Rocky Mountain National Park on Trail Ridge Road.

An Audi TT is really whatever Audi wants to call a TT. Life's unfair like that.

I found an alternate video with a better exhaust.

I noticed #1 you misspelled "Volvo Station Wagon"

Look, If Danica or any other female driver wants to have a male model hold their umbrella then so be it, but if I were on the grid, as a man, I would rather stand alone in the sun than have another man (in a speedo or otherwise) hold my umbrella.

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.