Or those of us with one on European delivery order who planned our whole vacation around this first in a lifetime event happening in June, and now will be in Europe without a gt3 to drive.

Adventures at Volvo Headquarters, Ed. 1: Not All Trolls Are from Trollhättan
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I also cant think of a company that makes as many good cars as Porsche does.

Yes, thank you! I do want a center console by Nokia.

I agree 100%. I'm getting sick of the whining about Porsches around here. They now build the world's best SUV that can perform on the track, in almost any off road situation you can think of, and on the road. They also build the junior version of that. They build the world's most capable sedan. The world's best…

What we really need is a Macan/Evoque joint venture. Call it Macaque. "I drive a Porsche and no, Macaque is not too small."

I thought that this was their hot hatch

I tried on purpose not to smile during this. It was impossible.

Obvious answers are boring. How bout this one?
Grand Sport and Grand Sport Vitesse
http://jalopnik.com/bugatti-trying…

While I respect the Veyron it does almost nothing for me. Even if it was $300k I'd be more interested in other cars. At $2+mm there's an army of other cars I would buy first.

Lifted VW + Slippery conditions? Not sure this will end so well...

"Pretty much stock"

It's CP all the way because the owner is a chronic liar. He posts occasionally on the IH8MUD forum, and he can never get his story straight about how he acquired it, how it got the mods, made up stories about being special ordered, etc....

"Mr. Foley, we've negotiated a down payment, an interest rate, and the value of your trade in, but now we should talk about termite proofing."

"guzzled fuel at an alarming rate and barely fit anywhere we tried to park it..."

I always think the 4 door 911 concepts from the late 60's are neat.

Destino!

Someone needs to do a comparison test of this vs a modded 996(or 7) Turbo like what Smoking Tire did with the M3/fiesta or Chris Harris did with the S4/RS4. That is actuall practical consumer advice. I've got a 996 GT660 if someone will bring the Vette press car?

Lesson here? 81 jalopnik reader either haven't had their coffee or actually use crack pipes!