It’s very simple logic, but since you’re not smart enough to see it, I’ll spell it out for you: Gays do butt stuff; shit comes from butts; ergo gays shit on windshields. The fact there is no urine can be contributed to the tidy nature of gays, and not wanting to get urine splatter on their suede slippers.

Yeah I'd buy that car for 25k

Again. I drive mine on the track, and autox. And I’ve never once had an issue with loss of traction. I’ll give you a piece of free advice: don’t lift mid corner. If your brain is telling you it’s about to go, just man up and stay on it consistently. If you lift, it transistors the weight forward and then the back will…

The camaro is cool, I’ll give you that. But it’s also not near as nice to drive.

Do you even have a drivers license? Why don't you go back to the Nissan forums and leave the real car talk to the big boys.

Well I would classify reliability under the term better. An air cooled 911 will do hundreds of thousands of miles on just basic maintenance. And I wouldn’t say that a 2002 or 6 series were cooler. The triumph is decently cool, as is the Alfa. Lotus 7 is probably cooler, but not even close to better.

Humor me, list 5

Those are cool in their own way. There is a killer 510 local to me in fact. I’ve thought about buying one a few times, but I can’t see giving up my 911 for one now. Besides this thing is killer in an autocross so I can't imagine a 510 being a lot faster, at least unless you dump a ton of money in it.

I said name 1, lancia and Alfa that other people suggested are reasonable, but you didn’t even put effort into you’re Porsche hate. Tell me this isn’t a cool car:

None of my 911's have ever tried to murder me...and I've had several of different favors. if you’ve had a different experience it’s because youre driving it wrong.

to each his own, but they do nothing for me.

The Alfa and the lancia are certainly quite pretty, but I wouldn’t trade for them. And a land yacht is a joke. It’s not cool because it’s not an enthusiast or drivers car. They are great if your 90 years old and want to float along with only a vague sense of the road, but beyond that they are truely awful: single did…

These are nice, but not trading my 911 for one

A roll cage would be required by the regulations for any type of offroad racing as a safety precaution. But stock categories are never purely stock anyways. Even SCCA autocross makes some allowances for modifications from stock. On top of that, I can’t think of a single factory vehicle in history that could compete in…

Let’s debate. I’ll start: it’s made out of pure awesomeness

Name 1 vintage car that can be bought in the 20-30k range that is actually better & cooler than the 911.

Where can I find said image? I would like to judge for myself!

It happened to me, she sent my girlfriend the whole conversation.

The car actually looks really good under the sheet! Looks like a new Lambo concept.

If you had asked me to picture a car designed by Aggies for middle eastern market, this is exactly what I would have pictured.