GMG authors hardest hit.

Regulatory Credits! Provable Accounting fraud! Accounts Receivable! Tesla Killers coming! No Demand! It’s a Cult! [insert next BS excuse here]! Fake News! Emails! Benghazi! /s🙄

This must keep you up at night

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I appreciate the comments.

All while coming off as an English speaking adult. Revolutionary.

I saw a street parked atom in our village a while back. Like it was no big deal

A review written by an experienced development driver, with technical insights and detailed descriptions of vehicle dynamics - for a moment I forgot I was on Jalopnik! Great review - would like to read more from you!

You think Austin is a deep fake or something? Tesla sells basically every car they make. 

Would you continue to feel that way if it costs $2-3/mile with a driver vs. $0.50/mile autonomous?  That’s a real decision that many people will be making at some point.  

Guess it depends on personality. Having to interact with the driver is my least favorite thing about taxis and ride sharing.

this car looks sillier than a Mini..in that it looks like a Hyundai/Kia for the same platform but more $$$. I test drove one of the newer turbo 3 cyl base Cooper’s with a stick and admittedly had a blast..plenty engine for that size+weight

same difference

I see BMW took a page out of Subaru’s “add red for sportiness” playbook.

The lower intake could be a bit cleaner, but it’s really not horrible.

I know I’m Biased towards the GTI, but FUCK ME is this thing ugly.

You’ve apparently never met a hipster. Spend hundreds of $$ shopping at vintage clothing stores to maintain the appearance of someone who is perpetually one step away from homelessness.

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

That’s funny. The guys in the airport hawking religion always start with “Can I ask you a question?” To which I reply “You just did!” and keep walking.

One of the reasons I stopped tracking my STI was consumable costs were almost as much as the track day itself. E36 M3's are so much cheaper to track even when you include all the repairs. 

“... Your Car”.