Here’s the deal: when leasing, you don’t own the car. The name of a leasing company appears on the title, not yours. They can pretty much do whatever the hell they want with the vehicle.

What dealer you work for?

The platform will list GM and non-GM vehicles from dealership lots...

Tesla reported global deliveries, or completed retail sales, of 936,172 vehicles...

We have reached peak Torchinsky.

It’s Kubota orange!

...and the Astros.

You should try out a newer Passat.

“Sorkinesque” is a perfectly cromulent word. 

Manchin and the Democrats as a party completely failing to get shit done...

Because the wealthiest sectors of society continue to make billions off the backs of everyone else, while constantly saying “well you should have known better.”

“Kings” was magic. I cursed out loud when it was cancelled.

Anyone who places an “I did that” sticker on anything has exactly zero understanding of global economics.

...Manuel de Teffé von Hoonholtz...

This list is deeply flawed, as the Jaguar F-Type is absent.  Please correct this obvious oversight.

Kinja completely demolished the formatting on this very witty response. Sorry...

Hasidic Jewish pedals need to have LOTS of rules about how they can be operated.

I frequently drive by the plant site on the way to the airport. This place is f’ing huge. The longest building measures a full 9/10 of mile long. Words fail to convey the scale of this operation.

You’ve made this Texan sad. Yes, we have Ted Cruz, but we also have Willie Nelson, Aaron Franklin, and Robert Rodriguez. We also unleashed the force that is Beyonce upon the world.

Self-Driving tech is much more easily applied in airspace than on the roads.