porschebago
Porschebago Redux, formerly Mini Mid-life Crisis
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The TLX is within your budget, starting at around $53,000...

It is time for the franchised dealer sales model to die.

A Porsche Cayman and a Toyota GT-86 got drunk one night in a London pub, hooked up, and this is the result.

Please give this remaining seat to anyone on the face of the earth other than Santino Ferrucci.

Never change, Jason.

I would like to point out that Rivian chose to paint serial #000001 with an actual color. Apparently every other manufacturer has consumed the world’s supply of white, black, grey, and silver lacquer.

The name penetration is good for a niche brand with limited ad spend and no dealers...

This is dumb take by the WSJ (and Jalopnik for parroting it). Amazon and other online retailers impact a generation. Tesla hasn’t sold enough cars to impact the buying experience of really anyone other than Tesla buyers.

What I don’t want is any sales person trying to give me their shitty spiel.

Exactly, and I don’t want the salesman to ride along on my test drive.

So more indifference than malice.

But walk into a Buffalo Wild Wings anywhere, and you’re 99% sure what you’re going to get.

Were these intended to be for potential customers?

...dorks dressed in the palette of a fried seafood platter...

“Pay.. Dem... Mo... Money”

Spoiler alert: if you cant afford to pay your workers a decent wage, you cant afford to be in business

...Atlanta, the poster child of sprawl. Los Angeles but round and moist.

“Worker shortage” is code for “low paying job.”

I got a speeding ticket this week...

...they quoted me $30k for the no-options base model “$20k” version.