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Porschebago Redux, formerly Mini Mid-life Crisis
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I will probably see 20+ GTI/Rs for every one regular Golf...

The HRV is based on the Fit. It manages to be slower, more expensive, uglier, thousands more expensive, AND 15-20% worse on gas. What a great deal!

Maybe something like the startup chime on a Macbook?

Optional outside noise generator at startup for electric vehicles is not a bad idea.

Can someone explain to me exactly what it is that Pitbull does? Apparently he is a rapper, but I cannot recall ever having heard him on the radio. It appears that his skill set consists entirely of wearing extremely expensive clothes while residing in Miami.

“They think they’re on vacation or something”

Hire thee a patent lawyer, anon...

“Carnival” is far superior to the original proposal for the updated Sedona, which was “Fucking Three Ring Shitshow with Cheerios.”

The COO of my old employer, who could have driven any car he wanted, drove a Volt for years.

I think the second gen Volt was a neat car but for whatever reason it just didn’t sell.

...but still there are buyers for Tesla in other places...

...if the price is low enough Apple would gladly take over Tesla...

From Sam Hunt, team owner of Sam Hunt Racing:

I can’t help but think they are parting ways because Ford only makes one car now.

The new Jeep’s interior looks much, much better than the current Grand Cherokee’s...

With no dealers, the manufacturer will simply keep that additional margin for themselves.

Why make a $10k downpayment when you can borrow money at <2%?

The Dodge Journey...survived an impressive 12 years before getting the axe.

Did this really need to be a new model with new sheetmetal? Why didn’t VW just make a two-row Atlas trim level? It would have accomplished everything the Cross Sport does, and looked about as good.