Star for obvious cynicism.

Two new or two used? If used, Porsche doesn’t give a shit.

“Greyscale Rainbow” would be a great name for a shoegaze band.

The Sasquatch Package is the one you’ll hear about, but never actually find it.

The business model was built and tested. It unfortunately works.

The Cayenne was a terrible failure. I only bought two!

Colors: your local dealer will stock black, white, grey, and silver.

If the dealerships are using the money to pay “draw” salaries to salesmen, that will need to be paid back, I think that’s bordering on fraud (in the case where the loans are forgivable).

You can get high quality out of China but doing so negates any cost benefit.

So the narrow stripe is appropriate?

That interior is so relentlessly brown.

Analog instruments will always be better.

This is gonna eat the new Defender’s lunch.

...a shitload of neon green...

“Moon-Shitter” would be a great name for a French shoegaze band.

The USAF is probably slow-walking the paint job in anticipation of a change order from the Biden Administration.

“Antarctic Snow Cruiser” would be a great band name for a pretentious group of failed art students from Rhode Island.

Don’t forget the OG Lightning!

...since his wife was pushing for a less-practical SUV/CUV for no logical reason.

F Type is the most beautiful car ever made.