Go buy another car. Next question.

Yep, Gawker writers rarely get facts get in the way.

Great. More of this please.

Bingo. The tax payer is losing $7500 on everyone that is sold.

Wow, that guy has a serious rage issue. Maybe he can't be locked in jail, but he should be locked in a mental hospital for a couple years. It's a shame that the driver didn't have a pistol...

Yeah, I got that vibe too when I read it. He's really better than us, but he dresses like a regular guy on his day off...

Or it could simply be that Ferrari of Toronto reached out to him, apologized for the poor customer service, and offered to make him a good deal on a new 458 if he would take the article down. Of course, that would not be nearly as interesting as a conspiracy theory.

That's a nice website you got there. I'd hate to see something happen to it...

Yeah, it's all good until some bastard hits you in the ass with a turtle shell...

I would take the GT because it MIGHT be easier to get parts if something broke, but really, just flip a coin here. Neither is the wrong choice.

The Secret Service. The only thing between Joey Trains and one hell of an ass whippin'.

No way you could afford to fill it with fuel! That thing has to hold at least a couple hundred gallons...

So he should cover up the fact that the plane got flipped over in the wind? Really?!?

I'll take "Three words I've never uttered together" for $600, Alex.

$40K plus the additional $7.5K of sweet, sweet taxpayer money.

Based on the lack of any other protective riding gear on this dumb ass, I'm assuming that New Jersey has a mandatory helmet law. Is this correct?

For those who feel that this V6 Prowler is too much, you can buy a lady's bike for much less.

Sigh... If these are the best questions that you can come up with then Morning Would just needs to go away.

Yep, this has absolutely nothing to do with politics, just a cop doing his job. Anytime someone with a badge goes down it is a tragedy. God bless his family, friends, and fellow officers.