Nöted ünd fixëd.

From Porsche’s press office:

Well they haven’t, really.

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

No no, we dish out the batteries or haven’t you heard. And it’s precisely because I’m a Philly fan that I think Philly fans are better than any other fans. It’s part of our charm :)

No innings limit on this fucking guy. God I love him.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

A car combination that screams “MY PENIS IS AVERAGE SIZE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.”

The only way this pic would have been more perfect would be if the Viper were doing a burnout on the trailer too.

Good until they both break down. But they use the same engine so hey at least you don’t need a stock pile of parts for two different cars!

Julia, 23:

EVERY CAR MUST HAVE A LAUNCH SWITCH THAT YOU HAVE TO LIFT.

I would like Doug De Muro to tell us everything we could buy for the price of this car...

This quilted leather pleases me...

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Here’s a canyon run in my F-Type Coupe R.

Do you want some more drawings instead?