Male soccer players never care what they look like on the pitch!!!!!

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

“Well, that’s just the worst way ever to lose a perfect game.” - Nats’ Announcer

I get to see it everyday....

The S&P Analyst was asked about his weekend plans and responded.

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

I saw a couple of “DeMuro 2016” comments here, which gave me a vision of a country where drive thru’s and toll booths are exclusively RHD friendly, bluetooth is illegal, and the Liberty Bell’s been replaced by a cracked H1 engine block.

Two of us are in! Let’s write a memo to BMW. That’s all it took for them to make the 4 Gran Coupe!

OR, John’s biggest victory is that he is 44 and never has to make his own lunch.

But it is curious how many more total votes appear to be being cast in the AL.

Pff, that’s hardly the first time a 12-year career has culminated in a win over Gravity.

I agree, and I commend your public service announcement, but the F355 is the one thing on this planet (to my knowledge) that will completely overwhelm my fiscal restraint.

I just wanted to chime in and say that’s an awesome picture. What is it about hockey that lends itself to great sports photography?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

There is no way an NL team has a designated tweeter.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

Those Hawks really are committed to team defense.

Thats either the oil slick sprayer or the smoke screen launcher depending on the options.