It’s stopped?

I have only heard couth used as a noun, as in, “You have no couth.”

Children. Of. Milk. * dies slowly of immense laughter *

In Terrytown in particular, there aren’t any non-parochial schools that are private.

I feel like I just read a history of Fandom Wank.

Him and Mavis.  Dassit.

You can try to run, but that EEOC suit is still gonna come.

Brosnan realized after the first movie how hard filming for Bond is and said, “Nah y’all, I’m out.”  And the second movie reflected that.  

Office Max and Office Depot are basically the same company now.  All of them are actively struggling regardless, so there’s that.

Thank you! This needs to be said more often. Just when I thought NO ONE could be worse than Timothy Dalton, Craig said, “Hold my beer.”

Doesn’t always work that way outside the US.  Especially when sourcing is done differently.  Ketchup to me tastes weird absolutely everywhere else, and burgers are no different.

Johnny Rockets is dying where am.  I miss the endless fries and the over priced blt.  The service was almost always horrible.  The rest of the offerings were nothing special.  They were only mildly convenient.

He better ask somebody.

I really wish we could stop celebrating white people for doing what they’re supposed to do as human beings. In the same way I’m tired of dead beat dads getting cookies for finally paying child support.

I think that there is an important part of this statement people are missing: Keeping his mouth shut does not only apply to talking back or not adhering to what his wife wants.  Keeping your mouth shut also means not talking wrecklessly to other people about your relationship.  Keep your relationship between the…

Former Sears employee, I remeber waaay back when they thought buying kmart was brilliant. 

I’m experiencing the opposite. “I called because it was too much to type”

This used to be me until I got my own dog as an adult. Now I’m just judgmental about owners with piss poor discipline. Everyone is a potential dog whisperer client.

This was hilarious. Even if you aren’t a control freak sometimes road trips are just hell period.

I this is a workable idea. Or do the poster board thing again and don’t speak at all. Ram the statistics and point down msm’s throat.