When Pat McAfee was at WVU, he used to come out on the field during half time, tee balls up on the opposite 25, and smash ball after ball through the uprights. Then, he’d go back to around the 10 and try to punt balls through the uprights and into the stands.

My mom’s specific Christmas-related tactic was one that I’m sure mothers everywhere made great use of: the North Pole Phone Call. It was so simple, yet so utterly devious, and it slayed me and my siblings. My little brother used to push her, and he was the phone who got the full monty a few times.

all these people suck, this is a kingly tale, and RIP Tom