what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

I can’t speak for Gizmodo, but I will say that if I could go back to 2013 and choose whether or not to run all of my coverage on Doom, Arkane/Prey, and Fallout 4 knowing that Bethesda would blacklist me and Kotaku for the next 3+ years if I did, I’d run the stories every damn time.

He’s our hate sponge.

How sweet, HamNo brought his grandmother over from Gawker too!

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

[endless, thunderous, earth-shaking fart noise]

Except that the woman in the middle is in no danger of being crushed if the gears aren’t turning?

I loved this nice moment.

Thanks, pal.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

is mario a kid or a squid tho

this. yes — all of it

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

Can you show how Denuvo interfered with PC performance? I wasn’t able to find evidence of that, besides the old claim that SSD quality could be hit. So far as I know, that was actually found to be a problem with the game.

This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

I wanted to become a licensed bounty hunter for a goof, but in my state you need to either be a former law enforcement officer or work for a licensed bounty hunter agency for a few years first.

If only I had my own backwoods savant to teach me the ways of manhunting...

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)