I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely can’t live without. Come with a pillow. Wide seat which is great when kids are piling into it. Cup holder. Zippable cooler thing in the back. Sturdy and holds up to a lot of abuse.

I love the Tommy Bahama chairs. They’re backpacks, which is a feature I didn’t know I needed but now absolutely…

It’s not like we were going to walk back from the titty bar.

Types of beef ranked:

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

And you would LOVE IT, because you clearly have a fan-martyr complex.
You’d be able to further entrench yourself in the opinion that you’re better fans than everyone else. And the hatred you receive...and the way you rise above it just proves that.

If douchebag fans like you didn’t exist, Deadspin wouldn’t run those…

Madison Bumgarner’s facial expression 99% of the time.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

I don't think so Tim.

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie.

What the fuck is wrong with you

I would pay good American money to see the Clips run some sort of Mighty Ducks style Flying V formation with 4 guys running in front of and protecting Jordan, who dribbles down the court as defenders bodily hurl themselves at them.

The very idea of a man-made Pokemon is cool as fuck, and everything Porygon can turn into is also cool as fuck.

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list

+1 Maeby someone will get it

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

I think your username indicates more than just a beer or two.