His brother is named Dickey Nutt. That deserves a lawsuit.

SubMergio strikes again!

This is key.

I bet you’re not very fun at parties.

Who played in the Apple Bowl?

What I will do if you tell me to take my shoes off in your house.

This is spot on. My fiance’s entire family are Baylor grads and I want to blow my brains out everytime I hear “BALERRRR IS THE BES TEAM IN THA NAYSHIN YALL”