Are you really this stupid?

The "Left" is insulted. We all had a vote.

This has got Duke Silver's name all over it.

He's not really bland. He's just an insufferable asshole.

Unsurprisingly, he is possibly a bigger douchbag than Tucker. The name fits.

I just watched that. He seemed like such an unrepentant piece of shit the whole movie.

I've seen them both (or all three) and completely agree. These were good but the Louis CK one was great.

Never been in myself but I looked at their yelp page after someone told me it was his place. I think they had a fire last year.

Not that I'd ever expect anyone to get that reference, congrats. Its been my fake name since college (it used to be the name of my bong) and used it twice on disqus (I forgot my password and had to create a new one). Not a single person has ever had any idea what it was.

I don't think you've actually read that book.

Monkey's throwing darts is the same as a bullshit news site intentionally misleading people? Yeah, you get it.

The one he did with Billy Joel was pretty good.

Poochie died on his way back to his home planet.

Well Bill O'Reilly thought he won one. He did not.

15K still seems like such a small amount for something so prestigious but I guess we're lucky Trump hasn't tried to shut them whole organization down.

That was the best scene in The Nice Guys

That might mean something different….

Is this that job? That's crazy. Nevermind.

Pizza and Bagels just didn't rate as special since they were so ubiquitous and cheap. Weirdly, getting a good bagel in NYC is actually pretty hard. Even if you make a great one, you can't really sell it for more than a few dollars. And that's now. Bagels without anything on them were always about .35. The suburbs…

I grew up in Ridgewood. The pizza was always pretty good but everything except for bars and diners closes at 10. There was a place called Ridgewood Pizza (original name) across the street from that place (Pizza Fusion which I've never been to). The pizza was average but they burned the shit out of every piece they…