Based on their 90s versions, Papa Johns was the closest to actual pizza, but it wasn't good. I do fondly remember their breadsticks from college because they were a really cheap add-on you could piggyback on someone else's order. And they came with this garlic butter dipping sauce (I'm sure all chemicals) that was…

I grew up in NJ (not far from the city and definitely not rural) and I remember Pizza Hut and Dominos opening places in our town. I honestly didn't even realize I grew up in good pizza land until they opened (I guess in the mid 80s). The same thing with bagels. I had no idea how lucky I was until I got an…

You don't have to ferment the dough. Its better if you do but its not required. Even the quick version is far better than Pizza Hut, but it still takes a couple of hours if you let it rise twice. Agreed that this is still too long if you just want a slice, but I'm pretty spoiled living in NY.

Still not really getting it

And this man knows something about piles of shit.

You really should try and come up with better put downs, especially if you're going to twist someone saying that they had cancer into some sort of nonsensical point. If you're going to be an asshole, at least be a funny one.

I'm not sure you got his joke.

Its hard to describe but its usually in combination with other flavors as well as a high level of spice. It usually only approaches numbing levels if you bite into a whole one. Its definitely not for everyone.

That's a fairly accurate description for Umami, which is what it essentially is.

Trying to follow your syntax seriously hurts the brain. I would imagine an actual live conversation with you might cause a stroke.

I'm sorry to have to break it to you but this is not a news site. Not in any way. Credibility isn't even a consideration. Much like the sites where you undoubtedly got your information from, this is not a news site that performs news journalism.

I haven't watched it in a long time, but I remember segments where the owner/chef would cook their signature dish while Guy Fieri makes very Guy Fieri comments like "that's so money." I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life but his television persona can be a bit grating and one dimensional.

I think there's a hole in your brain. If you seriously believe any of this shit, you're the piece of shit.

So, you're saying you wet yourself?

He's definitely a piece of shit. The details of his earlier sexual harassment escapades are pretty well documented. Particularly the Andrea Mackris one.
I'm sure this will sound argumentative but that's not my intention. I'm not sure what you mean that she seemed a bit off? During the press conference? Or in…

I think you're talking about Wendy Walsh (she had a press conference yesterday). She was apparently offered a job at that same dinner, a job which then vanished once she turned him down. The reason it became an issue wasn't because she came forward with a rather creepy story, but because she was contacted by a…

My friend had one in high school that his uncle gave him. He ran a repair shop and someone had dropped it off, never came back, and never answered the phone number they'd left. The stick shift actually used to fall off all the time and roll under the seats. Four people could easily just pick the car up and move it…

I blame the California Raisins. Who the hell wants raisins? But man could they carry a tune…

Well, its all better now. I can't hear your counterpoint because I'm running to the nearest Chipotle…..

You know that takes about 45 seconds.