That sounds like 6 years of misery

Well its no Action Jackson but probably.

I would have gone with How to Get Ahead in Advertising. Possibly his best film.

I think Bruce Willis liked it but beyond that it's just you. Even Michael Lehmann hated it and thinks it killed his career.

Works for me

Someone calmly calling you a slut because you take birth control could be considered a form of shouting.

I think they mean recorded track. As in 8 track or 16 track

I'm sure he'd be cool with that too.

As long as they preserve "scrotally" as an adverb I'm cool with it.

Why the hell are these emails being released to the public? Oh yeah, Republicans.

Agreed. How could you work this into a screenplay:

So sad that this was even attempted. Its probably the most adaptable book of Bryson but it would be a shame if people avoided his books because of this terrible sounding film. One Summer is one of the most entertaining books I've read.

They should have come after the sale was winding down and our neighbor simply put a "free" sign on everything. Also, this is on an island where the population is about 8K in the summer and 2K the rest of the year.

I have to resist the urge to interact with the comment army but I couldn't help myself today and posted a reply to one of the more ridiculous comments on the drudge-linked site:

Well they're doing something right because the median age was somewhere between 70 and 90.

A lot of them remind me of "American Voices" comments, only much scarier because they are real. It reminds me why I live in NYC and not somewhere in middle america. I don't think I could keep a straight face if someone actually said some these things to me in person.

My neighbor had a garage sale that was clearly advertised as starting at 8AM. She even warned us about it advance (we didn't care). People showed up at 6AM. So yeah, people can be assholes.

They've been doing that since the late 90s.

To the drudge mob, I'm sure it is. They are full of "predictions" about the impending collapse of nearly everything. I read it for perverse entertainment and I see an awful lot of "mark my words…." comments.

Yeah and its up to about 750 comments now. A lot of them are pointing out that he's rich and therefore his son shouldn't have to open a lemonade stand (despite the article clearly stating that it was for charity).