That's a wonderfully accurate impression.

Have anyone in this family even seen a chicken? (or an episode of Seinfeld)

I slept with your wife.

Yeah, that's how his own show (the one he frequently wrote himself) made fun of his stand up act.

The Drudge Report linked to an article about this. Its at nearly 500 comments. Somehow, according to the mob of idiots that reads drudge (AKA future Trump voters), this is Obama's fault, plain and simple.

The first sentence of his apology should have been his whole apology.

Not really sure what you're mad about, but I get that you're mad.

There is an easy, yet painful, solution to that problem.

I don't know if the vacation was pre-planned as they claim it was, but in any kind of war of wits with Trump, not being present basically means you win since he'll just keep ramming his foot into his mouth with or without an opponent (which he gleefully did).

Who?

Yeah I thought that was some sort of euphemism until I remembered seeing them at the store last weekend. It's some sort of foam swimming thing that I guess people are fashioning into a toilet seat. But honestly I've thought about this too much. Ironically I once took a dump in the vicinity of jimmy buffet's yacht. No…

Where is the Old Spanish?

I particularly like Caravanserai but the first three are all terrific.

That's really just the first song

Is that the same song that's on the Al Kooper Bloomfield Super Session? I've never heard the Hendrix version.

I think the last post was about 3 years ago. About once a year I look hoping for a new one but he seems to have hung it up for now.

The scene in Real Life between Albert Brooks and J. A. Preston. "Black meets white."

I've gotta go with football to groin

I counted. Come on

Yeah the guy with the 4,000 dollar suit is holding the elevator