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So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

I can’t wait for Paul Ryan, Marcus Rubinstein, et al to come out with their courageous condemnations of this, since I know how concerned they are about mishandling of classified information. /s

Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

What the fuck is wrong with Boston? They used to do this type of shit to PK Subban when he was with Montreal. Hub of the universe my ass

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

Et tu Brutus?

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Next season it’s going to look like every single Chargers player wearing their helmet somehow survived being touched by Voldermort.

dad?