Microsoft put too much stock in the "cloud processing" crap and lost for it

Very true

Oh look, humans being stupid fucks isn't exclusive to America like the rest of the world has deluded themselves into thinking.

I was that kid. They explained, I understood.

Let's see, risk actually dying for a tv that you can't use (assuming they can't afford internet then there's no cable/satellite either)

There's this wonderful place where all the prices are just as low and it involves no human contact.

well...yeah, it's DICE.

I know, but after finding out that DICE is making Battlefront I feel like anything is possible.

Begin the rumor machine.

Lol seriously? I get a whole suite of updates every month.

Dodged a bullet there eh? Hell they're even keeping my cracked Windows up to date! Thanks bros!

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BAN DDR, CLEARLY IT'S CAUSING VIOLENCE. BAN EVERYTHING.

BAN DDR, CLEARLY IT'S CAUSING VIOLENCE. BAN EVERYTHING.

Weird....My pc has never censored me or given me silly error messages telling me i have to pay for something.

Go speed racist go!

This continues to this very day. Almost every single "hit song" follows the exact same lines to the keystroke.

You're just legitimizing my opinion.

5 minutes of chorus and the same melody with no audial variations to be found but it's my taste in music that's bad.