I'd buy Mr. Robot for a dollar!

Dat 15m thigh gap doe

No, it goes right down the throat.

Or go to your dentist appointment early.

I'll wait for the Slowpoke sequel.

ALF

That's radioactive plasma breath.

Folks: this is an April Fool's joke. Even Boston wouldn't troll itself so shamelessly.

Losing gets worse with time. And I care about AFC vs. NFC. Remember when the NFC won the Super Bowl for like the entire 80s and 90s? Yeah, my childhood. Screw the NFC.

Most Godzilla movies are just thinly-veiled sumo flicks.

False: Kelsey Grammer as Captain Bateson of the Enterprise C is the best ever.

I have never seen a single bad restaurant review in the Journal Sentinel. Lake Wobegon exists!

Spoiler alert!