Same reason I masturbate. I'm moderately good at it, and it's enjoyable/frustrating until I finish.

Absolutely. I've had the service since it's announcement and was very surprised when I found out that I didn't qualify for the promotion- especially since I also bought a Chromecast about a month after it was announced. This sounds a lot more like a recruitment tactic for people who haven't used the service, than a…

If I wanted to screw someone over that I had to pay a refund to, I would give them the refund in stamps; which is also legal US tender.

I, uh, no. I'll leave that one to you.

So using your logic, I should troll every "donk" article saying how much I think they're stupid and a waste of money just because I'm not particularly fond of them? Also, if I'm reading your second statement correctly, essentially you're thought process is:

It's not easy to make a realistic 1:64 car, make it $1, and keep it uber realistic.

More than anything else, Hot Wheels has been about the power of imagination. Sure, Matchbox and Johnny Lightning cars were always vastly more realistic and could be found in varieties approximating the cars that you might see on the street on any given day. I like that, and I have an old collection of Johnny Lightning…

It's up to you to get them excited about your old stuff. Don't work in sales. Ever.

Why? Everyone has different interests and this particular one doesn't impact you or anyone else in any way at all so why should you care. People like you really need to get over themselves.

Not an upgrade from a Grand National.

Thanks for explaining the ineffectiveness of flairs on a commercial jet liner. I saw a petition online for a group of people who wanted congress to demand that airlines equip all of their planes with flares lol.

If you think this article isn't satirical, I highly recommend revisiting your high school literature curriculum.

Fiat truck eh? Can we call it a Fuck?

"Lets make our selling point America and then sell a bunch of Fiats."

Subprime loans were common practice 20 years ago. I'm not sure how they work today, but here's how they did then...

Man, Ferrari just can't catch a break *ever*, can they?

But if this was a joke about Obama instead, Gwaker media would be outraged at the disrespect and with a media frenzy get the person who made the comment fired.

"think"

"Who knew? You probably didn't. Adam Richman probably also didn't. It doesn't matter."

Yes, if you live in SoCal. If you're ever ventured outside the IE, you know In N Out is on par with 17 other nasty ass fast food hellburgers. Nothing special. At all.