#whocares #silverlivesdontmatter

... I had to double check where you said you were from since you weren’t using freedom units to measure temperature.

Pro tip, if people are recording you with their phones, you are probably doing something stupid.

I was kind of hoping this was going to be the next Presidential limousine.

They were actually selling Flint tapwater. That’s why it was so cheap.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

His severance package is 8 trillion dollars

Damn Bro. I mean one of those switches must make those titties bounce!

I could not read this without hearing it in the Carls Jr. / Brawndo voice from Idiocracy. Well played sir!

But can it run crysis?

Cool story bro.