Tesla used to be the only game in town when it came to electric vehicles. That’s no longer the case. Musk is an idiot. Just check out Tom Voelk’s review of the Cadillac Lyric:

Is this an all-time record for depreciation? I can’t think of any other car that even comes close.

If that kid was me, depends.

I’d like to ask you two questions: 1, where’s the flute, 2, give me the flute.

Nah, Lizzo. I think the world wants you in it, makin’ catchy records, playin’ historical-ass flutes, and all that shit.
I could be wrong, but i gather that the world just doesn’t want you to be really really shitty to your staff.

There are so many legitimate things to criticize her for. “She makes money because she is overweight” is not one of them. Extremely weird that some people feel the need to mock this woman’s appearance/weight whenever they get the chance. Seriously, it isn’t normal. 

“Ooh, that’s bad!”

If my mother and my two grandmothers were still alive today and that kid was me, then just barely.   My mother was a fast runner.  And my grannies were like a professional wrestling tag team.  If we did anything to damage the family’s good name and reputation, we paid the price.

The scribes at The National Archives say it bears a terrible curse!

Does she have any tattoos that read "The Bart, The" in German?

I’ve never understood them.  They go to the DMV and have to renew a driver’s license and find that the new one has 36 Typos and takes 6 months to fix.. but still think that the government can pull of complex operations all over the world that don’t have a single mistake or flaw that nobody talks about ever.

I mean, this is pretty obvious /s

you forgot the /s or that you have not passed physics class and or have never been under a bridge or near a giant cargo ship. 

I thought Obama was driving the boat.

luckily no. I am not sure my brain could process that much batshittery.  

Have you noticed the conspiracy nutters losing their minds over the upcoming eclipse? 

That must be a creepy view now. I know its not the same but on 9/11 I worked in Arlington and had an office view looking over Ft. Myer and the cemetery towards the Pentagon. Saw the cloud rising just a few moments after impact. Couldn’t see that view again without that memory.

So you mean to tell me a ship many times heavier than a train, slams into a bridge that’s probably very old and needed maintenance (as we already knew the infrastructure is aged), But also probably not engineered in the first place to take a massive side hit from said ship many times heavier than a train, and you’re…

Back in the late 70s/early 80s a lot of vehicle would start to knock on regular as they got up in miles. Frequently using midgrade would stop the knocking.

That new Mirage comes with a 10 year warranty though.