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Cool... so they have a screenshot of some random authenticator codes but no username or password or any way to control which codes they screenshot. Forgive me if I’m willing to wait for google to update the app in a few days with a fix.

So everybody in Editorial is mad about this too. Besides the fact that it looks terrible, we have to actually work in Kinja all day long.

Amen.

Umm. Not blowing my eyeballs out when using my phone at night is by FAR the most valuable reason. And barely even mentioned here. It’s the most practical application by far, and absolutely legit. Must we shit on everything?

I have this dream that sometime in the future, when it comes down to the last drops of available gas, everyone pulls off their goofy masks, puts down their weapons, and comes together to fill the tank of some old V12. Preferably a Ferrari, because, you know, passion and stuff. Then they stand together in silent…

Will these sexbots have missing teeth and be addicted to meth? Asking for a friend.

I knew. Because I’ve been giving truckstop handy-Js to UPS robots for the past few months and I was thinking to myself: Hmmmm, something’s goin on here.

So the argument is that trucking should be inefficient for the sake of creating busywork?

It’ll also likely be much safer for everybody involved.

Fun fact: there is only a finite amount of helium in the world. We can’t make more without a powerful fusion reactor (like the Sun). And every time helium escapes a balloon it floats to the top of the atmosphere where we can’t get it back. So the practice of celebrating with helium balloons is unsustainable.

Sorry to debase kinja, but semen in shampoo bottles immediately made me think of this old chestnut.

Ugh. Polaski.

This is actually important information to know to avoid panic. I was on a Delta flight with a bird strike. No one knew what was going on at the time other than the loud bang and the cabin smelling like burnt chicken followed by smoke. If you didn’t know about bleed air, you might think the fire was in the cabin.

You’re right, but that doesn’t take into account the risk of the failing engine breaking apart and sending shrapnel through the walls of the cabin and into passengers. Even if it doesn’t result in the plane crashing into the ocean/ground, it can still hurt or kill multiple people to have an engine failing like that.

Oh man, if they were trying to defraud the VA/Tricare, they are so boned.

The “agencies” was a university team that did house-by-house testing.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.