Wut?

Exit Jamie Lannister, stage right, pursued by a bear.

Dragons, like most reptiles, are immune to venoms. Didn't you take Bio at Hogwarts?

Red Woman promised Arya they'd meet again. That moment becomes a little unreal if that was her expression when prophesying her own death.

I've tried a whole bunch of combinations, but it doesn't look like "Jeffrey M. Barker" is an anagram for "Gwyneth Paltrow." This could be a long night for me, but I'm certain there's a link.

Tolstoy wrote Anna Karenina in a two-week, coke-fueled binge, using the tip of his uncle's finger bone as a quill. True.

The final episode has Jamie banging Cersei. Tyron is banging Jamie from behind. Jon Snow tags in while Dany's Dragons triple-team Varys, with Dany on top, and Jorah masturbates below but accidentally burns off his dick because he has to use wild fire gelatin to lube his stone hand. The Hound finally gets to have a…

She's not that innocent.

Saw Biggie like 5 times, but what's notoriously M.I.S.S.I.N.G. Is Ton-Loc and Vanilla Ice. That's what's up.

Spice, dude. Peyote's so passe. It's all about melange.

I downloaded it for free a while back.

And while we're at it, Have Keaton's Batman team up with Keaton's Birdman to take on Keaton's Vulture, only they're all too old to fight, so they decide to settle in court with Harvey Birdman as both prosecuting and defense attorneys.

FCC controls broadcast licenses. It's already state-run.

Can't watch this. Tried, but can't. Just going to block it like I block users like those featured. No point in engaging.

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It's not like he's getting any sage advice from his master.

The real golden opportunity was missed by the Apple Store's manager, who could have informed Spicer that while the new iPhone's tag said $600, it really meant that it was $4,000.

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You're just making shit up now.

Pink Floyd, "On the Turning Away."