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“...considering how family-friendly Bill Cosby’s work was.”

The beauty of Kinja is I can come here tomorrow, post FIRST, and I have just as likely a chance as you at being the first comment.

It was the day Sergio Dipp made his NFL sideline debut.

“Which beloved comedian likes to force female comics to watch him jerk off? If you guessed Doug Stanhope, you’re wrong... he was never beloved!”

She’s going to miss that one million dollar salary because now the pressure is on to be seven times better.

I always think Fox News looks like a telenovela, with its soft-focus shots of its anchors.

I had personally thought the past decade of Coulter shrieking that she’s not the shriveled-up crone the cameras now make her look like would’ve been a lot more satisfying than it has been.

I’ve never seen Bannon look good anywhere

I like Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.

And your comment reminds me that people who think that obscuring their swear words changes the fact that they’re using them are dumb.

Was this made by the people who made Sony Playstation ads in the 90s?

<b>I Have a Mouth, and Must Scream (for Ice Cream)</b>

Yeah, I don’t find it that odd either.

I want the Yankees to file a complaint about NESN next. Not for cheating, but for having the worst accents on TV.

Thanks, Pops Freshenmeyer. Thops Freshenmeyer.

You lost me at papyrus font.

I do not support this running joke of pretending the things you don’t like aren’t there, or that artists stopped existing when they really just went been shitty, as if their continued existence is incompatible with our own. 

Watch, Skip or Binge Kinja?

Not to mention that Kinja was intended to basically crowd-source content creation. Imagine if AV Club started using Pops Freshenmeyer Blah Blah Blah Jets comments as articles without paying him.